Protip: People who do this? Are not actually your friends.
Racebent LotR: The Elves
Lord Elrond of Rivendell—Peter Mensah
Arwen Undómiel—Estella Daniels
Lord Celeborn—Daniel Dae Kim
Lady Galadriel—Indira Varma
Legolas Thranduillion—Jesse Williams
Haldir of the Galadhrim—Paolo Montalban
I’m here for all of this. ESPECIALLY Arwen.
so fucking here for this
I give you Beardy Unwashed Fantasy Guy. He spends his time in Mead Halls. He thinks writing about not white people would be a lot of work and frankly there just weren’t people of color in the part of Europe he is basing his Fantasy off of. Besides, writing people of Color would be hard. And this isn’t the real world anyways.
Create your own sarcastic as fuck Beardy Unwashed Fantasy Guys here
Just you guys know. This post has been going around uncredited. Turdle here made every single one of those and it’s always nice to try and redirect folks back to the source sometimes (especially when she created this meme for a specific purpose, to which people are clueless kind of and it’s just easier to redirect them back to this anyway.)
In either case, there’s a link there where you can MAKE YOUR OWN, so. Yeah.
Doctor Dork Fucker. I suppose if I fucked, and had a PhD, dorks would tend to be my partners of choice. So there you have it.
I got Princess Tiger Homosexual.
I am pleased.
Magical Yaoi Butt.
Hahaha ok I’m fine with that.
lil miss cis puncher.
i am more than okay with this.
lil miss fucking fucker
Princess Tiger Fucker.
…I do hope that this comes with shapeshifting capabilities, because I can only presume that human/tiger liaisons of this nature require a lack of consent that I am not ok with at all.