Moniquilliloquies.

stfuconfederates:

Tumblr is like this really great party where you’re hanging out with all your friends and everything is really chill and then Racist Rob walks in and you’re like goddammit who let Racist Rob into the party and he starts fucking everything up and you kick him out but his girlfriend Cissexist Cindy shows up and is like omg why are you so mean to Racist Rob and then Misogynist Mike is like don’t listen to her she’s a women and Racist Rob is like don’t talk to my girl that way and then they start fighting and breaking shit and then Homophobic Hank is like guys stop wrestling that’s gay and then you kick them all out and they just sit outside of your house throwing bricks with anonymous hate messages through your windows and you call the police but then the police arrest you instead.