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negativeonedirection:

dopernose:

Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.

Look at this poor, impractical bastard. 

#the prehistoric times were god’s rebellious phase #i create creatures how i want!!!!

It’s a shark with a PREHENSILE JAW THAT CAN WRAP AROUND PREY.

How is that impractical?

(Reblogged from uss-special)

iandhearts:

‘The Avengers’ (2012)

Personally, I like to think that what Thor means is that if Loki really was from Asgard, he would have killed a lot more people.

#justsaying.

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stars-collected:

elizzibeth:

if you haven’t watched avatar the last airbender, you’ve been living a very sad life

but you can still fix it

because nick put every single episode up

oh my god……………………………………!!!!

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philliptunalunatique: titinnabulation: you-shall-kneel-i-am-loki-and-i: sailorscoot: causeallidoisdance: Best picture on the internet.  omfg you go kuzco K-U-Z-C-O! KUZCO KUZCO, GO GO! “Let me guess, you have a great personality…: View high resolution

philliptunalunatique:

titinnabulation:

you-shall-kneel-i-am-loki-and-i:

sailorscoot:

causeallidoisdance:

Best picture on the internet. 

omfg

you go kuzco


K-U-Z-C-O! KUZCO KUZCO, GO GO!

“Let me guess, you have a great personality…:

(Source: daisura)

(Reblogged from uss-special)

lichten-strange:

underboobvagina:

what if there was a historical typo and it was actually jack the stripper 

(Source: timdraketheswanqueen)

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liefullyloki: larxenesomebody: ever-so-plucky:  #GREETINGS FAIR MIDGARDIAN #OBSERVE YOUR MATE #NOW MARVEL AT THOR #NOW LOOK AT YOUR MATE #LAMENTATIONS! HE IS NOT THOR #BUT IF HE BE WORTHY AND REFORMS HIS STYLING PRODUCTS OF CHOICE #HE WOULD STILL NOT BE THOR (NAY!) #BUT COULD POSSESS A MANE AS GLORIOUS AS THOR’S #GAZE UPON YOUR FEET #NOW LOOK TO THE COSMOS #YOUR LOCATION HAS CHANGED! #YOU STAND UPON A NAVAL VESSEL WITH THE ASGARDIAN YOUR MIDGARDIAN MATE COULD LIKEN HIMSELF TO #BEHOLD - SOMETHING SHIMMERS IN YOUR HAND! #(MARVEL AT THOR.) #TIS A MOLLUSC AND RARE DELICACY AND WITHIN ITS SHELL LIE TWO PASSES TO YOUR CHOICE OF ENTERTAINMENT #A TRANSFORMATION! YOUR PASSES ARE REGAL GEMSTONES! #ALL IS POSSIBLE WHEN YOUR MATE STYLES HIS MANE AFTER THOR’S #I AM RIDING MY NEPHEW #(ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga garnier!) (via i-o-u-a-fall) THOR. View high resolution

liefullyloki:

larxenesomebody:

ever-so-plucky:

 #GREETINGS FAIR MIDGARDIAN #OBSERVE YOUR MATE #NOW MARVEL AT THOR #NOW LOOK AT YOUR MATE #LAMENTATIONS! HE IS NOT THOR #BUT IF HE BE WORTHY AND REFORMS HIS STYLING PRODUCTS OF CHOICE #HE WOULD STILL NOT BE THOR (NAY!) #BUT COULD POSSESS A MANE AS GLORIOUS AS THOR’S #GAZE UPON YOUR FEET #NOW LOOK TO THE COSMOS #YOUR LOCATION HAS CHANGED! #YOU STAND UPON A NAVAL VESSEL WITH THE ASGARDIAN YOUR MIDGARDIAN MATE COULD LIKEN HIMSELF TO #BEHOLD - SOMETHING SHIMMERS IN YOUR HAND! #(MARVEL AT THOR.) #TIS A MOLLUSC AND RARE DELICACY AND WITHIN ITS SHELL LIE TWO PASSES TO YOUR CHOICE OF ENTERTAINMENT #A TRANSFORMATION! YOUR PASSES ARE REGAL GEMSTONES! #ALL IS POSSIBLE WHEN YOUR MATE STYLES HIS MANE AFTER THOR’S #I AM RIDING MY NEPHEW #(ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga garnier!) (via i-o-u-a-fall)

THOR.

(Source: kaidanabernathy)

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darkflamesash: dear-lady-disdain: refyrolak: Johnlock’s lovechild. So hard. OHMYGOD. HE IS USING A JUMPER AS A SCARF. HE IS TALL AND LANKY AND BLOND. HE IS THEIR CHILD. THIS HEAD CANON HAS NOW BEEN DEEMED ACCEPTABLE IN EVERY WAY. YES

darkflamesash:

dear-lady-disdain:

refyrolak:

Johnlock’s lovechild. So hard.

OHMYGOD. HE IS USING A JUMPER AS A SCARF. HE IS TALL AND LANKY AND BLOND. HE IS THEIR CHILD. THIS HEAD CANON HAS NOW BEEN DEEMED ACCEPTABLE IN EVERY WAY.

YES

(Reblogged from uss-special)

Currently, one of my life goals is to go to Starbucks, tell them my name is Benjamin Barker, and then when they call out my order, stand up and announce “It’s Todd now… Sweeney Todd.”

ladymalchav:

wakingthegoldenwood:

inkexplosiononpalm:

fuckyeahvitas:

weetimorousbeastie:

highfunctioningsociopath:

“And he will have his beverage.”

YOU SIR, BARISTA, NO ONE’S IN THE LINE COME ON COME ON~

SWEENEY’S…WAITING…

I WANT…A MOCHA

Oh my god, I’m dying.

AND HE WILL HAVE HIS BEVERAGE

AT LAST MY HAND IS COMPLETE AGAIN

(Source: goodnightoldsport)

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