best. flashmob. ever.
I am legit in tears.
My smile could crack a diamond right now.
I’ve reblogged it before and I”ll reblog it again because tears every time.
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consulting-assbutt-with-a-box:
OH MY GOD.
THE BEST CROSSOVER.
sofalock? LOL
So this is what happens when a fandom waits too long…
Sherlock and John hit the infinite improbability drive!
THE IMPROBABILITY DRIVE. perfect
“That’s highly improbable, John. You’re more of an armchair.”
Oh my fucking god
(Source: jamandogtags)
(via imgTumble)About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle.
Reblogging for the comment
How old are you?
“ten”
How long have you been ten?
“…”
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TEN
Misty looked at Ash, his breathing still heavy from carrying her on his bike as fast as he could through the long grass outside of Pallet Town.
“You’re eyes are impossibly huge and black,” Misty said. “Your hair is… incredibly pointy, and doesn’t need product. Your face changes size and shape based on your feelings… and sometimes you speak like - like you’re from the 90’s. You never spend money on anything; you don’t go to the bathroom.”
The silence hung there, thick and heavy like a Snorlax blocking the bike path.
“How old are you?” Misty asked, not sure if she wanted to know.
“Ten,” Ash replied, with a slight smirk and an almost amused tone.
Misty knew that wasn’t true. Ash wasn’t like the other boys her age. He wasn’t even like her older sisters who ran the gym in Cerulean City. He was wiser and his passion was genuine.
Ash didn’t just want to catch them all, he needed to. He was going to be the best there ever was no matter how long it took, which gave Misty this nagging in the back of her mind. She had to know for sure.
“How long have you been ten?” she asked. Her voice weak, knowing full well the answer could change everything she thought she knew.
“A while…” Ash said. His voice trailing off, as if he were losing himself in a flood of memories.
Misty let out a faint gasp. She knew now. She was certain.
“I know what you are,” she declared, as if whatever had been holding her back from accepting the truth, finally let go of her hand and let her fall right down the Diglett hole.
Ash eyes were alive now, flickering like the flame on a Charmander’s tale.
He stared right into her and said, ”Say it… out loud. Say it.”
Misty’s heart was pounding louder than the thud of a Marowak’s bone club attack.
Despite the now eerily silent meadow, she could barely be heard as she whispered, “Pokemon Trainer.”
this is beautiful
(Source: setyourphaserstostun)
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(Reblogged from asspiringdictionary)
If you don’t communicate, you’re going to have lame sex. Perhaps the most important thing that should have been taught to us is the idea that, if we don’t vocalize what we need, like, and dislike, things are going to be just generally pretty awful. We’re never going to get what we want, we’re never going to feel fulfilled, and we’re going to spend more time complaining to our friends about our sex lives than actually living them. None of us should be afraid of expressing what we think about these things to our partners, and we certainly shouldn’t be ashamed about it. If we couldn’t, then we’d end up dating guys who refuse to go down on women, who we all know should be loaded into some kind of space shuttle and sent off into the surface of the sun.
from 10 Things They Should Have Taught Us in Sex Ed by Chelsea Fagan
—> Thought Catalog (via rumblefishx) Minus the ableism, communication does make for good sex (via transformfeminism)
*substitute “lame” with “bad” since lame is ableist but yes, communication is majorly important!
(via fuckyeahsexeducation)
I’m currently working on my debut novel with an editor, and as such I was asked to do a series of presentations to younger students who were interested in creative writing on things I wish I’d known before I got into the business.
Hope it’s of use! :)
- willing to send it to those who want a copy
Tom Hiddleston Recites Poetry: A Post
- Auden - “As I Walked Out One Evening”
- Brontë - “Love and Friendship”
- Byron - “She Walks in Beauty”
- Byron - “We’ll go no more a-roving”
- Keats - “Bright Star”
- Marvell - “To His Coy Mistress”
- Matthew Arnold - “Dover Beach”
- Tennyson - “The Princess”
- Thomas Ford - “There is a lady sweet and kind”
- Shakespeare - “If music be the food of love” from Twelfth Night
- Shakespeare - “Sigh no more, ladies” from Much Ado
- Shakespeare - Sonnet 130
- Yeats - “Down by the Salley Gardens”
- Yeats - “He Wishes for the Cloths of Heaven”
- Yeats - “When You Are Old”
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(Reblogged from asspiringdictionary)
The 3 types of terror: The Gross-out: the sight of a severed head tumbling down a flight of stairs, it’s when the lights go out and something green and slimy splatters against your arm. The Horror: the unnatural, spiders the size of bears, the dead waking up and walking around, it’s when the lights go out and something with claws grabs you by the arm. And the last and worse one: Terror, when you come home and notice everything you own had been taken away and replaced by an exact substitute. It’s when the lights go out and you feel something behind you, you hear it, you feel its breath against your ear, but when you turn around, there’s nothing there…
Stephen King (via thechocolatebrigade)
gallium you crazy bastard
with your
ridiculous melting point
you’re a metal, act like one
#gallium does not conform to social ideals #gallium melts when it wants to fucking melt bitch #aint no metal got swag like gallium got swag
FUCKING GALLIUM IS A BADASS
This is a PSA I made for my broadcasting class at school. My project is the only one that was not aired or make it onto our youtube channel. Guess why.
Now, really, I didn’t make this thinking I was going to get it on air without any trouble, I’m not that naive. But I did believe my teacher when she said that she would fight for any controversial PSA if it was made well enough.
So I worked hard with my partner for this project. We our worked my asses off, getting whatever actors we could, tediously working with lighting and editing, going through the entire list of STA approved songs, color correction and all.
And I wrote this all out, making sure that I wouldn’t step on any toes. I didn’t talk about religion or choice or marriage rights, because I knew what they would say. So I made this to address something that I feel any educator should care about. Do not treat them differently, do not call them freaks, do not bully them. I thought we were pretty strong with this.
But I miscalculated. I underestimated the school that had suspended protestors and merely warned their bullies, the school that went out of their way to pick an anti-gay bashing song, only to change the lyrics for their pop show. The school that practically forces prayer at any major or minor ceremony, and sees no line between church and state.
They didn’t even go to me. They merely waited until I, a graduating senior, couldn’t do anything to stop them, till I didn’t have anytime.
I was careful, so very careful, and I worked through class periods and lunches. But all that means nothing when someone has literally told you they don’t support this “kind of thinking”.
I just want people to see and judge for themselves whether or not this is truly inappropriate for school.
HEY DUDES EVERYONE WATCH THIS MY SISTER IS A BAMF AND THIS IS A REALLY GOOD VIDEO
FOR THE NIGHT CROWD PLEASE SPREAD THIS IF YOU LOVE ME
This is adorable and a great message!
This is brilliant! Definitely worth the watch!
THAT WAS AWESOME THOUGH.
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how about a kitten apocalypse where everyone gets bitten by kittens and turns into kittens lets have one of those
Shipster
Shipster [ʃɪpstə(r)] s a person shipping little known/unsupported pairings. Usually spend their time on a lonesome search of artworks and fanfictions containing desired OTP; they can be distinguished by spontaneous gross sobbing, a common reaction to spotting their beloved ship.
Yes.
I’m having way too much fun with this :’)
“HEY YOU HUMAN. YEAH YOU WITH THE FANCY OPPOSABLE THUMBS. HELP ME OUT HERE DAMMIT.”
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