Moniquilliloquies. - tal9000: [Image: A xenomorph (Alien) facing off...

tal9000:

[Image: A xenomorph (Alien) facing off with Darth Vader (Star Wars)]

moniquill:

bakethatlinguist:

Dude, Vader has the force. Predator will totes lose in a showdown.

That’s a xenomorph, not a predator. And Vader is in a life support suit. he’s kinda boned as soon as the aline spits of bleeds acid on it.

Don’t lightsabers cauterize wounds as they make them, though? That takes away the bleeding part, if nothing else.

Although the spitting could prove deadly, especially if they’re in this position. Maybe Vader could repel it with the force? Still, this lineup, face to face, Vader’s dead.

Unless he can use the force to compel it to team up with him.

“Unless he can use the force to compel it to team up with him.”

Welp, we’re all boned.

(Source: goukiman)

(Reblogged from tal9000)

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  1. fallout-ready reblogged this from goukiman and added:
    Who do you think would win?
  2. icantbelieveitsalawblog reblogged this from karnythia and added:
    Alien vs. Vader: The Forcening
  3. genderdragon reblogged this from moniquill
  4. ocattie reblogged this from goukiman
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  6. moniquill reblogged this from keiyoshi and added:
    Ahem.
  7. keiyoshi reblogged this from moniquill and added:
    well, it’s better than anyone started shipping them
  8. thesegreatandterriblemoments reblogged this from blufiresprite
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  10. bakethatlinguist reblogged this from moniquill and added:
    Oh, lol. So not even the Force will save Darth Vader? I don’t know how I feel about that.
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  12. tal9000 reblogged this from julianmorrison and added:
    Reblogging for that
  13. clockworkerin reblogged this from julianmorrison and added:
    My new ship! Xenomorph
  14. julianmorrison reblogged this from tal9000 and added:
    No, no. This is a love story. Monster meets monster. Can you not see them reflecting in each other’s eyes?
  15. kinigget reblogged this from tal9000 and added:
    See, this is what I love about the internet. We can have conversations like this in all seriousness without worrying...
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  19. masteradept reblogged this from karnythia and added:
    Depends on which version of the Xenomorph your dealing with, some spit acid some didn’t. Frankly, my money is on Vader,...
  20. holzmantweed reblogged this from karnythia and added:
    Force push the Xenomorph away. Force boomerang lightsaber from far enough away that the blood won’t matter. Or...
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