She Thinks Too Much [Such Girls Are Dangerous]: "The Golden Compass Daemon Test" (I was bored, and curious)
i got this:
Fun Loving Soul
You are an open and social person. When you are left alone you tend to get bored and…
Within the first few questions, I’ve already determined that this test can’t possibly give me an accurate result because my answers are not represented.
‘You dream that you are naked on stage. You feel…’ confused and curious
‘You are about to be attacked by ninja-pirates. Quick, what do you do?’ Try to talk it out. Most confrontations can be deescalated before erupting into physical violence.
‘Who will lead our expedition to the uncharted lands?’ Indigenous people of those lands have probably charted them. Ask politely.
‘You are being hunted by the mafia. Where do you hide?’ YOU TALK IT THE FUCK OUT. This is Rhode Island. You can’t hide from the mafia. Though to be fair, this is Rhode Island. I utilize my six degrees of separation to get the mafia to talk to the mafia about why I’m actually a good person.
‘If you were stranded on a desert island, which of the following would you miss the MOST?’ The Internet isn’t on this list, the entire test is invalid.
‘If you had one day where you could do whatever you wanted with NO consequences, what would you do?’ Acquire huge amounts of currency; use it to settle my debts.
‘If you were a voice in a kid’s head what would you spend the MOST time doing?’ teach critical thinking skills; urge child to teach them in turn to anyone receptive.
That said, I took the test anyway, trying to choose the answers that were remotely appropriate.
our result for The Golden Compass Daemon Test …
The Honest Soul.
You are a talkative, open kind of person. You wear your heart on your sleeve, and you trust people not to break it. In a way, you are as honest and trusting as a child. You are comfortable with who you are and have a strong sense of self, but you are also a little sensitive. Hurtful remarks, especially from people whose opinion you value, have the power to wound you terribly.
You tend to be open about your thoughts and opinions, and you find it difficult to hide your emotions from people. You like to share your thoughts, opinions, and emotions with people, and to hear theirs in return. When someone disagrees with you or offends you, you will take them up on it, whether they are friends or strangers. You don’t mind a friendly debate, but become upset when things get hostile. You wish that people wouldn’t take everything so personally, but simply think calmly about things.
You have a close knit group of friends and family for whom you would sacrifice almost anything. You don’t like big parties full of strangers - you would rather spend your time with the people whom you really care about. You need a private spot where you can retreat when the world gets to be too much, but you want to be able to emerge from your “den” and find your loved ones there to heap love and affection upon you.
Your daemon would represent your loving, open nature, and he or she would probably spend a lot of time encouraging you to be independent and to do the right thing.
Suggested forms: Dog, Otter, Marmoset, Saw-Whet Owl, Songbird, Chinchilla.
