Monique: http://moniquill.tumblr.com/post/18242302450/lazybuchanan-abort-abort
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAH! Oh, Mainstram Media. Never change.
Maru: *GIGGLE*
Maru: That’s adorable!
Maru: It’s like the internet hasn’t been around for fifteen years.
Monique: Shippers: they predate television.
Maru: XD
Maru: First came the writers
Maru: Then came the shippers!
Maru: Not even writers.Oh hell naw. Shippers are older than dirt.
Maru: I bet when stories were just passed down orally, there were shippers.
Monique: Gurg ship Groog/Bood. This anger Bood/Lurge shippers. Great fanwar ensue.
Maru: XDDDDDDDDDDD I can see the cave paintings now.
Monique: Mammoth Sacrifice Subplot overshadow shipping briefly in story three.
Monique: Much fan discourse.
Monique: Then fandom enraged when BNF Grooda paint Bood as white when Bood clearly described as black. Racefail ensue.
Maru: XDDDDDDD
Maru: and that is the origin of war. D:
