I lost it at “big mac suace holla”
Also fuck you, mac and cheese with hotdogs is fucking godly.Ngl if my child presented me with this, they could go ahead and go to their room and pack all their things off because they’ll get to stay with grandma forever if they like her better.
A child with enough technical skill to make this presentation is clearly old enough to research cooking techniques on the Internet and old enough to utilize basic kitchen skills. I’d give them a basic grocery budget reflecting the family grocery budget and tell them that they’d thenceforth be cooking for themselves. If they then blow all their food money on McDonald’s, they’re not getting more.
If the child is sufficiently old enough to be employed, they don’t even get a grocery budget. They get a list of places to apply for work and a powerpoint presentation on how to fill out a job application and how to dress and behave for a job interview.
