Oh my god, how easy.
Olive Garden breadsticks.
Also “sex with anyone you want for 24 hours with absolute submission” sounds really fucking creepy to me. Maybe I’m just not dom enough, but if I’m fantasizing about sex with someone, they want to be there. They’re not just submissive, they’re enthused.
Breadsticks don’t have a consciousness, so there’s no icky consent issues with eating them.
NOMF
^ Totally agree with that commentary. That and I think I’m more of a sub anyway.
So breadsticks!
Choose breadsticks. Solve world hunger by giving away free bread. Write a book about it, become rich and famous, sleep with humanitarian groupies. There are humanitarian groupies, right?
