bambi be twerking <.<
Arne Darvin suit practice pocket, double welted with comic print fabric!!!
can you imagine if I order a pizza from pizza hut, dominos, and papa johns and told them to be at my house by a certain time and they all came at the same time do you know how awkward that would be
#the only thing that would make it worse is if you opened the door while eating digiorno
we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son
sonic-hip-attack replied to your post: remember that time we finally got a black princess…
p&tf was infuriating to me. Why was tiana the only princess who gets to learn the lesson that magic isn’t real and good only comes to those who work for it (unless you’re white in the South like Charlotte)? I just… Ugh. Shameful.Tiana also had the most ain’t shit prince in the history of disney princes
NAVEEN AINT SHIT
she had to bust her ass to make something out of him what the fuck kind of shit is that
“work hard and your reward is a manchild who aint shit and you have to work harder to make him a man”
that’s some Tyler Perry shit
i mean for real I hate that movie
I love Tiana and stan for her all day long and I buy the merch for my younger relatives because god knows they are going to have black princess shit since I never did growing up (every black woman of my generation grew up hardcore stanning for Jasmine bc she was the closest we thought we would ever have)
but it is so messed up
If one more person tells me it’s okay that Kida isn’t in the princess lineup because her movie didn’t do well and didn’t have songs like the other princess movies, I’m going to point out that motherfucking Alice shows up on merch with other “princesses.”
I swear I will stop spamming about this
but you know how absolutely starved little black kids are for princesses that look like them
every single time I’m in my Anthy costume, without fail, I have a slew of kids squeeing and running up to me wanting hugs
irrespective of gender
they don’t even know who the hell i’m supposed to be, they just see a pretty black lady in a big fancy dress and a crown and lose their minds
their eyes get wide and there’s this light that goes off like they didn’t even think something like that was possible
I almost feel bad explaining to the parents that I’m a character from a show that is decidedly not child friendly (I am asked this a lot, because parents are equally starved for this type of content to share with their children)
I want to do a Tiana cosplay eventually purely for this reason
but this type of thing is why i have zero fucks to give about Merida’s supposedly horrible redesign
tell me why i should care about the 500th white princess and her so-called problems please
white girls complaining about the 5 star feast they’re invited to when we get stale crumbs that are swept under the table
The jalapeno pepper plants I brought home from school brought some adult fungus gnats along with them. They died quickly, with the help of some manual squishing, but it looks like they survived long enough to reproduce because now almost all of my oldest transplants have little larvae crawling around in them.
This is really bad because fungus gnat larvae will eat plant roots and stunt their development. Combined with the fact that I had been overwatering the plants, this could be almost certain death if I don’t get it under control long enough to put everything outside.
It was pure chance that I even saw the larvae, they’re very hard to spot. I was intently staring at a tomato for some unknown reason, possibly meditating, when I saw something wiggle - next thing you know I was seeing them everywhere. They’re little transparent worms with black heads that live in the upper surface of soils with a high amount of decaying organic matter (ie. peat moss).
While I checked all the other plants for larvae, my boyfriend heroically went to the computer and found a link through google (ironically on a forum for growing illegal natural substances) with an interesting solution - hydrogen peroxide!
Hydrogen Peroxide, or H2O2, breaks down into water and oxygen so it shouldn’t harm your plants, but it kills the larvae upon contact. A 3% solution from the pharmacy should be diluted with 4 parts water to 1 part H2O2, and be sure to use a bottle that doesn’t have any other chemical additives, such as preservatives. Let your plants dry out for a few days, and then water them thoroughly to flush out stagnant water with the freshly made solution, being sure to cover the whole soil surface. Keep an eye on the situation for a few days, and repeat if the larvae aren’t all killed.
Hydrogen peroxide can also be used to treat root rot because it brings oxygen deeper into the soil, stimulating root development and combatting the effects of overwatering. It apparently takes a lot of H2O2 to kill a plant, so don’t be afraid to make this a fairly regular part of your regimen.
I’ve already started trying to dry my plants out since I realized I was keeping them too wet, so in a few days I’ll try this treatment and let you all know how it works.
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
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tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr
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I remember posting somewhere once in a thread about why girls aren’t exploited in animation anymore where some guy said, “all the disney girls are drawn to be generally attractive, but I don’t think there are any eye-candy men… or are there? Are there any Disney men that lots of girls like?” and I mentioned Roger. Tons of girls replied agreeing with me and the original guy was like “wait, Roger? from 101 Dalmatians? What’s attractive about him, he’s tall and lanky and has a big nose, he isn’t muscley at all! Wouldn’t you all prefer Gaston or something? Or do you girls think his big nose is indicative of something else?” and I was like “no, you idiot, he’s a silly, goofy guy who likes animals and can play a bunch of instruments, that’s why he’s attractive. What’s the matter with you? Gaston, seriously?”
This is why we need more girls in animation. And more guys like Roger apparently.
This is why I laugh my ass of whenever dudes talk about how men are “objectified” by the media too. Because 9 times out of 10, what men think is “women objectifying men” are characters like Gaston.
And Gaston is NOT a woman-driven fantasy. Gaston is a male wish fulfillment fantasy. Gaston is not what women want, he is what men want to be. He is hyper-masculinity to an extreme degree, dripping with sexism and testosterone. The fact that men think that Gaston is what women want says an awful lot about those men.
While I don’t want to generalize, female fans tend to prefer a very different kind of male hero. We like the Rogers, the Milos, the Hercules. Genuinely kind, often awkward men who are sometimes vulnerable and respectful to women.
Yes, this is a generalization. I own up to that. But I think it’s important to remember that there is often VERY big difference between what MEN want to be and what women WANT in our media.
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The patriarchy told me that a woman with a piece of fruit caused the downfall of humanity.
(submitted by staring-with-their-eyes)In fact over the years several different women holding fruit have been blamed for numerous male fuckups
To all my ladyfriends: carry more fruit.
I smell a tshirt a’brewin’!?
Balenciaga cocktail dress ca. 1957
From the Cristobal Balenciaga Museum